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When people enter into a relationship, they often believe it’s forever. But reality can differ, and separations are common occurrences.

When a husband decided to end his marriage, he thought it might be less painful to write a letter explaining his decision. Little did he expect his wife’s response to turn the tables on him, teaching him a memorable lesson. Her reply is both brilliant and humorous!

Dear Husband,
Your letter has certainly made my day. Yes, we’ve been married for 7 years, though calling you a good man is quite a stretch.
I watch my shows to drown out your constant complaints, but it seems that didn’t work.

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I did notice your haircut last week, but I thought, “You look just like a girl!” Remembering my mother’s advice to say nothing if I can’t say something nice, I held my tongue.

As for the meal you cooked, you must have mistaken me for MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

And those silk boxers? I turned away because they still had the $49.99 price tag on them. I hoped it was just a coincidence after my sister borrowed $50 from me that morning.

Despite everything, I still loved you and believed we could work things out. That’s why, when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I returned home, you were gone.

I suppose everything happens for a reason. I wish you the fulfilling life you always wanted. By the way, my lawyer says your letter ensures you won’t see a penny from me. Take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!
P.S. I’m not sure if I mentioned this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!

Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, receiving your letter has truly brightened my day. It’s true that you and I have been married for the past 7 years, though being called a good man is quite a stretch for you.

I watch my TV shows so much to drown out your constant complaining and griping, although it seems that hasn’t worked.

I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was, ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother taught me not to say anything if I can’t say something nice, I decided to hold my tongue.

As for the meal you cooked, you must have mistaken me for MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork a long 7 years ago.

Regarding those new silk boxers: I turned away because they still had the $49.99 price tag on them, and I hoped it was a coincidence after my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

Even after all this, I still loved you and believed we could make it work. That’s why, when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I returned home, you were gone.

I suppose everything happens for a reason. I wish you the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer assured me that your letter ensures you won’t receive a cent from me. Take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!
P.S. I’m not sure if I ever mentioned this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not an issue!

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