The couple sat through a lengthy sermon in church, with the woman eventually succumbing to exhaustion and falling asleep.
Upon seeing this, her husband tried to wake her by gently pressing her with his finger. At that moment, the priest asked the congregation a question.
The priest asked who had liberated the Israelites from slavery in Egypt. When jolted awake from her sleep, the wife exclaimed, “GOD!” before falling back asleep.
When asked again who had given their lives for the forgiveness of their sins, she unequivocally exclaimed, “JESUS CHRIST!”
The woman slept through the sermon, slightly irritated by her husband’s unexpected poke – an unsurprising occurrence. Her husband quickly tried to wake her when the priest asked another question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?” he inquired. She responded angrily, “I swear to God, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I’m going to take it and snap it in half.”
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