A well-dressed woman on a flight refused to raise her tray when requested by a flamboyant flight attendant. Her rude behavior was met with a humorous response from the attendant that left everyone laughing.
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My flight was attended by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was delightfully flamboyant and managed to lift everyone’s spirits as he served food and drinks.
As the plane prepared for descent, he sashayed down the aisle and announced:
“Captain Marvey has asked me to let you know that he’ll be landing the big, scary plane shortly. So, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his way back up the aisle, he noticed a very well-dressed and exotic young woman who hadn’t moved at all.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your tray so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
