A couple lay in bed, ready to sleep, when suddenly the wife sat up and said, “I’m in the mood for a 69.”
The husband, feeling playful, eagerly agreed and began to position himself.
But just as he was about to start, the wife interrupted him and said,
“Actually, let’s make it a 68 instead.”
Perplexed, the husband asked, “What’s a 68?”
The wife quipped, “You do me, and I’ll owe you one.”