Former Princess Diana’s Butler Believes Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are Overestimating Their Importance

The purported importance of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is believed to be greatly exaggerated by some experts.

Allegations to this effect have been posited by none other than Paul Burrell, a former butler of the late Princess Diana.

As reported by Showbiz Cheat Sheet, Mr. Burrell contends that the relevance of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex is contingent solely upon their ability to dispense breaking news concerning the royal family on a moment’s notice.

“They are utterly insignificant. The sole reason for their significance lies in their capacity to produce ‘royal news’,” he declared.

“But how long will this last? How long must we endure Harry’s public airing of the family’s dirty laundry?”

This is particularly salient given the fact that “The royal family remains silent,” thus “demonstrating great dignity through their silence.”